Ringing in my ear
White ceiling behind shadows
Deep silence through the night
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Do you get what my mission on dA is yet? MY sole mission is to raise oxygen and carbon dioxide... ...to raise oxygen in seven huge five cubic ton tanks and carbon dioxide in four of them. Why? Because I'm going to take all of the oxygen and CO2 and travel to Neptune. No, not for me to breathe. It's for Neptune... yea... that's right. Neptune. And once I've released gases into the fifteen hundred mile per hour winds of Neptune, the gas will bring life to the planet and the planet will stabilize. I shall stay behind and age slowly... because Neptune's time is weird. In my time on Neptune, I will build a huge Utopia with the fifty thousand construction workers that will help me build it. I will send them home afterward.
After I have finished that phase, I shall take two hundred thousand infants and their parents (one hundred thousand each gender) and bring them to Neptune to populate the planet. There, I will be king. After I spread civilization on Neptune, I shall do the same to Mars. Then Saturn. Then Pluto... that cold little... dwarf planet.
Then I shall go through the biggest quasar just right, so that I will not be crushed by the huge pressure, and successfully enter the thirteenth dimension, free it of cancer, take their president and head for the eighth dimension where we will fight off the microscopic organisms that all look like Spock from Star Trek and destroy that dimension, but, unfortunately, the consequence of that is the destruction of the dimension that holds all the Final Fantasy worlds.
After returning the president to the thirteenth dimension, I will take Darth Vader's Death Star, take Benigno R. Fitial, Gloria M-Arroyo, and Fidel Castro and his son to Uranus and blow them up.
Then, after all the space-time traveling, I will retire on Pluto, be the best fireworks constructor, and eat my way through a castle of jelly.
I'm just kidding of course.